Made in 2026 - Last edited in 2/28/2026 at 11 PM - Intro

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Made in 2026 - Last edited at 2/28/2026 - A really funny story

So, this is the first actual part of the website.

Well, here’s a too funny story about the Bible.

CAST:

• Adam – Confidently wrong

• Eve – Correct and annoyed

• Moses – Thinks everything needs instructions from God

• Noah – Over-prepared, mildly panicking

• Peter – Pushes buttons immediately

CHAPTER I: THE DEVICE OF MANY TEMPTATIONS

Adam: Behold. The computer.
Eve: You already said that.
Adam: I am setting the scene.

Noah: Is it waterproof.
Eve: Why would it—
Noah: I just need to know.

Moses: First, we must turn it on.
Peter: Already did.
Adam: HOW
Peter: It was glowing. I assumed consent.

The fans begin screaming.

Noah: It sounds like it’s dying.
Eve: That’s normal.
Noah: Everything sounds normal to you until it floods.

CHAPTER II: THE CLICKING OF THE BUTTON

Moses: There is a circular symbol. Like the sun.
Adam: Touch it reverently.
Peter: Already clicked it twice.
Eve: WHY TWICE
Peter: I wanted to be sure.

The screen turns on.

Moses: The light has come forth.
Adam: And it was good.
Eve: It’s literally just the desktop.

CHAPTER III: THE BROWSER, WHICH NO ONE UNDERSTANDS

Eve: We need the internet.
Adam: Where does one find “the internet.”
Peter: This blue circle thing.
Moses: Do not click strange symbols.
Peter: I already clicked it.

The browser opens.

Noah: Are we sure this isn’t a trap.
Eve: Everything you don’t understand is a trap to you.
Noah: THAT HAS PROVEN TRUE MULTIPLE TIMES.

CHAPTER IV: THE ADDRESS OF PROMISE

Moses: God has given us a URL.
Adam: Speak it.
Moses:brevanfalco dot com
Peter: Why does it end in “dot com.”
Eve: Because “dot parchment” isn’t a thing.

Adam types:

Adam: b-r-e-v-
Eve: You missed an “a.”
Adam: The “a” knew what I meant.
Eve: THE WEBSITE WILL NOT GUESS.

Backspace. Retype. Slowly.

Noah: What if we type it wrong and summon something.
Peter: That’s just called ads.

Adam presses Enter.

CHAPTER V: THE LOADING (A TEST OF FAITH)

Nothing happens.

Peter: It’s broken.
Adam: It is thinking.
Eve: Like you, but faster.

The page loads.

Moses: We have arrived.
Noah: Praise be, nothing flooded.
Peter: Can I click things now.
Eve: Wait—
Peter: Too late.

CHAPTER VI: CHAOS IMMEDIATELY

Adam: Stop clicking random things.
Peter: How else will I learn.
Moses: This is why we had commandments.
Noah: Should I build a backup computer just in case.
Eve: NO.

They stare at the site.

Adam: So this is brevanfalco dot com.
Eve: Yes. We opened it.
Peter: That’s it?
Moses: The journey was the lesson.
Noah: I still feel unprepared.

Peter: Can I click this button that says “Launch Missile"? What’s a missile?

Explosion sounds in the distance

Okay, that was funny.

Made in 2026 - Last edited at 3/8/2026 - Untitled

I’ll bet you can’t not smile:

1. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
2. You can't count your hair.
3. You can't breathe through your nose, with your tongue out.
4. You just tried no. 3
6. When you did no. 3 you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog.
7. You're smiling right now, because you were fooled.
8. You skipped no. 5
9. You just checked to see if there is a no. 5
10. You are amazed and flabbergasted right now.

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