Can you read this text? If you can and even have the patience to, your probably gonna spent more than a minute. And it isn't over yet and will not be over because earlier I said that you would be here over a minute. And it's still not over yet. You have been here 20 seconds (if you started at the beginning. But anyway you probably jumped in instead.) Now it's a bit more than 30 seconds, but it wouldn't end here. It actually ends in one. Trillion decades. And I'm just joking and I ran out of things to type so I'll just end it now.
Ended now.
Can you read this text? If you can and even have the patience to, your probably gonna spent more than a minute. And it isn't over yet and will not be over because earlier I said that you would be here over a minute. And it's still not over yet. You have been here 20 seconds (if you started at the beginning. But anyway you probably jumped in instead.) Now it's a bit more than 30 seconds, but it wouldn't end here. It actually ends in one. Trillion decades. And I'm just joking and I ran out of things to type so I'll just end it now. Ended now.
Did you know that if you type “awesome” in any youtube video, it will be rainbow?
Proof above
Here are some fun facts that I totally did not steal from another guy’s Youtube short video:
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
2. You can't count your hair.
3. You can't breathe through your nose, with your tongue out.
4. You just tried no. 3
6. When you did no. 3 you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog.
7. You're smiling right now, because you were fooled.
8. You skipped no. 5
9. You just checked to see if there is a no. 5
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Fun games to try
Steam Games
BeamNG Drive - An extremely realistic soft body physics driving game. Don’t believe me? Check out this youtube video: https://youtu.be/S_bLDz7-bbo
City Skylines 2 - A city creating game. Very addicting (you can play for hours) with the choice of cheat mode (not actually named cheat mode) or normal.
Forza Horizon 5 - A driving game. The graphics can vary, but the max graphics is awesome. I think that is the main purpose to make it unique, but maybe not. (multiplayer)
Browser games
Gulper io - A snake game where you can grow your snake long and compete with others. Don’t crash into another player though! Losing causes rage quits a lot. (multiplayer) (minimal advertisement popups)
Crazygames - A game platform with many free games. (partially multiplayer) (advertisement interruptions)
If you have a Youtube channel you may use this subscribe image that I made
I call it “The royalty free noob subscribe image”
Try this to see a Windows 11 easter egg!
Open notepad
‘Pull’ on the settings icon (the cog gear)
Release, and it will spin
Do you use Windows? If you do, here is a list of all cool Windows apps:
Word
Powerpoint
Publisher (deleted in 2026)
Sticky notes (new)
Sticky notes
Copilot (cool because YOU can use markdown and the ai will render it as bold, italic, code block, heading, title, etc.)
Clipchamp (Video editor)
OneNote
Excel
Gaming
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Did you know that Steam has built-in overlays? Go into a game and press SHIFT + TAB to access them, and SHIFT + TAB again to exit. Using the pin option will pin it to the game so you can see it all the time.
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